Most Recent 40 Tweets
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Oh. Ok then. @kron4news/1597689392746872834Permalink On twitter.com
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Remember when we were pissed off about the fact that the decision makers at Twitter didn’t use the platform?Permalink On twitter.com
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Turned off open DMs here - I’m just getting too much spam.Permalink On twitter.com
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Wow. Lots of porn less than 20 tweets down on one of the top 5 trending topics.Permalink On twitter.com
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Who ever would have thought that Elmo would become the most influential driving force in the uptake of federated social media?Permalink On twitter.com
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If this is what he had to do to goose DAU numbers, I’m not really sure what the follow up could possibly be.Permalink On twitter.com
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I feel like we’re going to spend years rehabilitating the phrase “code review”Permalink On twitter.com
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This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a goddamn twitter poll.Permalink On twitter.com
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*Smoots* never trends.Permalink On twitter.com
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We are averaging about one "tears in the rain" hot take every 1-2 minutes.Permalink On twitter.com
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I know I sometimes post during stressful events to remind you that it's ok to stop doomscrolling and log out for the night, because Twitter will still be here in the morning. It *is* ok to stop doomscrolling and log out for the night. However...Permalink On twitter.com
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There is so much good content on Twitter. This site had better survive.Permalink On twitter.com
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linktr.ee is kind of having a moment.Permalink On twitter.com
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When you’re arguing with a troll in your Twitter @ replies and they didn’t even bother to pay the eight bucks to get a blue checkmark.Permalink On twitter.com
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#RIPTwitterPermalink On twitter.com
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Speaking as someone who has led big open source projects: DO NOT WANT. @elonmusk/1593264249731620864Permalink On twitter.com
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Wait, are there actually people without a dozen unused throwaway twitter accounts? theverge.com/2022/11/17/23464541/twitter-blue-verified-90-day-waiting-periodPermalink On twitter.com
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When you discover one of your followers just woke up from a three week coma.Permalink On twitter.com
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When we said we wanted Weird Twitter back, this was not what we meant.Permalink On twitter.com
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Maybe Jack and Ev could be co-CEOs @stocktalkweekly/1592918089771134978Permalink On twitter.com
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Feelin' like old times.Permalink On twitter.com
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When your spouse asks you to pick up a white ceramic whale menorah at Target and you have to actually ask whether it’s for Hanukkah or Twitter social commentary. But why not both? “There were only enough microservices to last for one night, but they lasted for eight nights.”Permalink On twitter.com
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Great. Now he's claiming that Twitter is an AGI. @elonmusk/1591842546216763399Permalink On twitter.com
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I just twigged to the fact that this season’s writers named the dude “Bankman-Fried” Seriously?Permalink On twitter.com
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are there any Mastodon clients which aggregate, faves and boosts? This is getting ridiculous.Permalink On twitter.com
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Burning 44B to become the permanent protagonist is one of the most impressive bits of performance art I’ve seen.Permalink On twitter.com
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Didn’t know they did TV remote house callsPermalink On twitter.com
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All he had to do was to show up and say “Twitter Blue is now $20/mo but you’ll never see another ad.”Permalink On twitter.com
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CW: birdsite; vanity metrics. It figures that my most-viral-ever tweet was a shitpost about TLS certificate expiration.Permalink On twitter.com
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Well that was predictable.Permalink On twitter.com
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Let's say I had a couple of bootlegs recorded with a Zoom H2n and wanted to improve the perceived audio quality. What are my best options?Permalink On twitter.com
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Is there tooling for importing my Twitter archive into a Mastodon database, properly backdating all the posts (assuming local PG access)?Permalink On twitter.com
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I know it's dumb, but it's nice to go low-key viral with a hot take one last time.Permalink On twitter.com
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Well, this will be a nice little litmus test....assuming we still need a litmus test next month.Permalink On twitter.com
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Oh crap. I hadn't actually thought about which services I'm using Twitter SSO for.Permalink On twitter.com
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These tweets have been up for 3 hours.Permalink On twitter.com
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.Let's see if 4 gigs of memory is enough for a small Mastodon server. 2 gigs was enough to choke and fall over whenever someone uploaded a video.Permalink On twitter.com
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A question for friends in Germany: When you receive commercial packages from overseas by postal mail, what is the "per shipment" handling fee charged by DHL? I can save a ton of money by splitting shipments into two boxes that each fall under a weight cap, but don't want (1/2)Permalink On twitter.com
