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    1. Mr. one likes LaCroix. He won’t drink seltzer from the SodaStream. Good parenting or the worst parenting?
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    He is also super into Himalayan pink salt. We knew he was precocious, but we didn’t realize that we had given birth to a millennial.
    1. …in reply to @obra
      At age 3, he’s taking pictures of the remains of the avocado toast.