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  1. …in reply to @spetku
    @spetku When I was about 13, I was at a family wedding. They put the kids table next to the bar. No idea why. My only memory of that event is of an older guy walking up and asking the bartender for some drink. The bartender visibly recoiled and spat back “Sir, we don’t stock beef broth.”
    1. …in reply to @obra
      @spetku He looked at the bartender in the eye and calmly said “I brought my own.” Then he reached into his suit jacket and pulled out two cans of Campbell’s Beef broth. I still have no idea how he fit two soup cans in a suit jacket.