obra’s avatarobra’s Twitter Archive—№ 38,674

                                                                1. I’m going to start tweeting some of the wild weird stuff I run across on AliExpress. I’ve never touched any of these things and do not endorse them.
                                                                  Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 24 Retweets ❤️ 117 Favorites Mood -4 🙁
                                                              1. …in reply to @obra
                                                                a.aliexpress.com/_sYgbrp
                                                                https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOnUSLlVUAIWISb.jpg
                                                                Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 16 Favorites Mood 0
                                                            1. …in reply to @obra
                                                              A...car hookah?
                                                              https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOnWCBsUwAESQwo.jpg
                                                              Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 22 Favorites Mood 0
                                                          1. …in reply to @obra
                                                            A...hot air dog dryer? aliexpress.com/item/32923219804.html
                                                            Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 15 Favorites Mood 0
                                                        1. …in reply to @obra
                                                          A red-headed wig for your cat. aliexpress.com/item/32451232351.html
                                                          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOgNEtU4Ao2ARj.png
                                                          Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 22 Favorites Mood 0
                                                      1. …in reply to @obra
                                                        A coatless rain coat. aliexpress.com/item/32893543353.html
                                                        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOgcDCU0AoV2se.png
                                                        Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 23 Favorites Mood 0
                                                    1. …in reply to @obra
                                                      Toilet paper. Just $2 a roll. aliexpress.com/item/32803250245.html
                                                      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOg83AVAAEBxQX.jpg
                                                      Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 11 Favorites Mood 0
                                                  1. …in reply to @obra
                                                    Another quarantine product. Wine bottle adaptor. aliexpress.com/item/32980445054.html?
                                                    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOhe5IUYAAHo2x.jpg
                                                    Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 8 Retweets ❤️ 30 Favorites Mood 0
                                                1. …in reply to @obra
                                                  Perfect for socially distant outings to the park. aliexpress.com/item/4000097377859.html
                                                  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOhu0oUEAUffYp.png
                                                  Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 6 Retweets ❤️ 36 Favorites Mood +3 🙂
                                              1. …in reply to @obra
                                                A...pigeon holder. aliexpress.com/item/32498338990.html
                                                https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOiOuqUUAA4N8_.png
                                                Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 22 Favorites Mood 0
                                            1. …in reply to @obra
                                              Chicken helmets. aliexpress.com/item/4000193788680.html Disclosure: I just bought four of these for the four hens we're getting this season.
                                              https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOiu21UcAEuxqH.jpg
                                              Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 4 Retweets ❤️ 37 Favorites Mood 0
                                          1. …in reply to @obra
                                            Pizza Baby. aliexpress.com/item/33052556648.html
                                            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOjItHUEAAg1kl.jpg
                                            Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 13 Favorites Mood 0
                                        1. …in reply to @obra
                                          Sequined Nicholas Cage face pillow. aliexpress.com/item/33059345819.html
                                          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOjdFlUEAIqGTr.jpg
                                          Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 4 Retweets ❤️ 33 Favorites Mood 0
                                      1. …in reply to @obra
                                        Nicholas Cage face swimsuit. aliexpress.com/item/33021198721.html I wonder how many more of these Face/Off tie-ins there are on Aliexpress
                                        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOjsOJUwAsumW7.jpg
                                        Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 13 Retweets ❤️ 39 Favorites Mood 0
                                    1. …in reply to @obra
                                      Nicholas Cage anti-face recognition hoodie. s.aliexpress.com/qAVRviiu
                                      Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 9 Favorites Mood +2 🙂
                                  1. …in reply to @obra
                                    Nicholas Cage action figure with cruise missile. s.aliexpress.com/JjMj2UZV
                                    Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 7 Favorites Mood 0
                                1. …in reply to @obra
                                  I’m not even gonna link these. But let me tell you, hoo-boy. Aliexpress’s algorithm has now decided that I am a Nicolas Cage fan. The things I do for you people.
                                  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOw553UUAEl8Xu.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOw58XU8AAMWvd.jpg
                                  Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 3 Retweets ❤️ 27 Favorites Mood +3 🙂
                              1. …in reply to @obra
                                A fascinating new design of toilet plunger. s.aliexpress.com/6JZb2uyu
                                Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 9 Favorites Mood +3 🙂
                            1. …in reply to @obra
                              A five dollar slingshot with laser targeting
                              https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOys0jU8AIrx1c.jpg
                              Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 4 Retweets ❤️ 32 Favorites Mood 0
                          1. …in reply to @obra
                            I’ve never seen this design of “bow“ and arrow before.
                            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOy8r4UYAApEjP.jpg
                            Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 5 Favorites Mood 0
                        1. …in reply to @obra
                          God damn it.
                          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUOzOK7UYAA0cBD.jpg
                          Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 26 Favorites Mood -1 🙁
                      1. …in reply to @obra
                        One of my factories has an automatic shoe covering machine like this. It is, no lie, amazing. And, it can actually cover the shoes on my big American feet. s.aliexpress.com/3YJvquUR
                        Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 6 Favorites Mood +6 🙂
                    1. …in reply to @obra
                      “Buy your masks online,” they said. s.aliexpress.com/MnArQzae
                      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO03HgUEAAU8uI.jpg
                      Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 7 Retweets ❤️ 41 Favorites Mood 0
                  1. …in reply to @obra
                    Smart....fingernail? s.aliexpress.com/zM7FjeM7
                    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO1YgTUUAIVGrB.jpg
                    Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 8 Favorites Mood +1 🙂
                1. …in reply to @obra
                  And yet, somehow no hits for “Nicolas Cage mask“
                  https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO8EDpUEAEe1rF.jpg
                  Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 5 Favorites Mood -1 🙁
              1. …in reply to @obra
                Why would you want your dog to look like Boris Johnson? s.aliexpress.com/eERnyeIb
                https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO8-YDU0AATSDU.jpg
                Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 9 Favorites Mood +3 🙂
            1. …in reply to @obra
              Parallel Pizza Slicer s.aliexpress.com/VzIN3I7Z
              https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO9guZU0AESDLn.jpg
              Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 7 Favorites Mood 0
          1. …in reply to @obra
            Ramen purse s.aliexpress.com/uueuMZj6
            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO-DPlVAAIkpmb.jpg
            Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 14 Favorites Mood 0
        1. …in reply to @obra
          Straight up snake oil.
          https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO-U5EUMAAnEa-.jpg
          Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 1 Retweets ❤️ 9 Favorites Mood +1 🙂
      1. …in reply to @obra
        Literal snake oil. s.aliexpress.com/Av63qeMj
        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUO-w1YU8AEp7Qt.jpg
        Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 2 Retweets ❤️ 15 Favorites Mood 0
    1. …in reply to @obra
      If I can adjust it to 6 feet and wear it on a hat, I’m all in.
      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUPAeYUU4AAOhmy.jpg
      Permalink On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ♻️ 17 Retweets ❤️ 57 Favorites Mood 0
  1. …in reply to @obra
    @stupotmcdoodle/1252945638070910977?s=21 @stupotmcdoodle/1252945638070910977
    On twitter.com Twitter logo obra’s avatar ❤️ 3 Favorites Mood 0