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    1. Mr 2 has had more candy today than on any previous day of his life. I am slightly regretting my life choices.
  1. …in reply to @obra
    We gave him a five minute heads up before bath time. five minutes later, we told him it was bath time. he said “No! Want more time! Want two hours!” We have since determined that he believes two hours to be a shorter time span than five minutes.